Apparently people who find my home landing page cannot read and comprehend. Therefore, for the sake of the idiots who cannot read and comprehend I will make the font larger and a different color so that maybe you can see it clearly and then stop contacteing me.
WARNING! DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR ANY SERVICES WHATSOEVER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AND IF YOU STILL CONTACT ME AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO I WILL BRING A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU! - Andy